• Welcome to Crap Surfer!

    We are super stoked to represent the 85% (let's be honest now) of people who enjoy surfing but are really, well... Hey, everyone has a bad day, even the least Crap Surfers know when things don't work right and its time to 'fess up.

    C'MON, TURN YOURSELF IN.

    Why not become a member of our movement and help bring the sense of humour that surfing has always been famous for back into surfing. You don't need anything. Not even a board. You just have to quite like the idea of being a surfer and NO, we do not discriminate against people who are good at surfing because BEING A CRAP SURFER IS A STATE OF MIND

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