• Name: Gods Balls

    Country UK
    Occupation Semi pro footballer
    About you I wander the earth looking for waves I can surf, occasionally I get paid to kick a ball about!
    Boards 8' Mini Mal, unbranded with sandpaper by a previous shamed owner
    Break Croyde
    Shame Forgot my shorts, hot day, took off my wetsuit... Guess the rest.
    Crap Well, at the moment Sepp Blatter, what a bloody fraud!
    Speciality Um, er, was quite good at drinking flaming Sambuca...
    Fantasy Winning the World Cup (footballers always dream of this...)
    Philosophy Keep your head down, look at the ball.
    Love Chelsea. Sorry....
    Hate Arsenal. Not sorry...
    Book Kindle?
    Film Star Wars
    Drink Red Bull and Rum, yum yum!
    Hero Graham Hunt - RIP